March 2012
24 posts
The Hunger Games Experience:
Me: Oh, Katniss, you made a friend!
Book: Rue dies.
Me: Oh, Katniss, you and Peeta both get to live!
Book: Revolution starts.
Me: Well at least you'll never have to play in the Games again!
Book: Katniss, you're going to be in the games again.
Me: Aw well at least Cinna's going to help you!
Book: Hey Katniss, watch while Cinna gets murdered.
Me: Effie?
Book: Nope. Dead.
Me: She's still got Peeta.
Peeta: MUST KILL KATNISS.
Me: At least Prim's still alive.
Book: Oops, Prim died.
Me: Gale-
Book: Gale kinda helped kill her.
Me: Oh thank God, the war's over, she's married, she has kids.
Katniss: Everything hurts all the time forever.
Me: Okay then.
My Brother on the Hunger Games...
My Brother: It was okay...
Me: It was OKAY?! IT WAS OKAY?!
Me: the Hunger Games was the best movie I've ever seen... how can you say it was just OKAY???
My Brother: Well it could've been better...
Me: ....
My Brother: .....
Me: *pulls out gun* Take that back.
my days from the thg movie on:
watch the movie
cry for weeks
get the dvd
wait for the casting
watch catching fire
cry for weeks
get the dvd
wait for the casting
watch mockingjay part 1
cry for weeks
get the dvd
watch mockingjay part 2
cry for weeks
get the dvd
die
Teacher: Okay what does x equal?
Me: The Hunger Games
Teacher: What are you saying this is algebr-
Me: The
Me: Hunger
Me: Games
Watch
The Yes/No Game with Jennifer Lawrence and Josh Hutcherson (Tumblr Embedded)
Me all day tomorrow:
Mom: Time to wake up
Me: I'm just so excited
Friend: Why are you shaking
Me: I'm just so excited
Teacher: Pop quiz today
Me: I'm just so excited
Teacher: And project due Monday
Me: I'm just so excited
Ticket guy at the movies: Theater 2. Enjoy the show
Me: I'm just so excited
Movie begins to play
Me: Dead
teacher: ok everyone you're going to get into groups
me: oh fuck
me: social interaction
me: what in here can i kill myself with
me: oh god there isn't anything
me: everyone is choosing groups and i'm sitting here alone
me: why am i talking to myself
What JKR thought whilst writing Harry Potter
Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm...I'll kill them.
Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let's kill him.
Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry's mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let's kill him.
Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him.
Oh, Tonks is happy and has a child at home? Okay, she's DEFINITELY dying.
Oh, Dobby is finally free and happy? He doesn't deserve it. Die, Dobby, die.
Oh, everyone loves Fred? I'll kill him and drink their tears.
Oh, Snape is possibly one of the greatest characters in the book? LOL! DEAD!
